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If you could buy time?

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If you didn't have the time to do all the things that you wanted to do in a day, or week, or in life generally speaking then would you buy time if it were a commodity? It would be like walking into your favourite corner shop and buying a lottery ticket only it would be a designation or a period of time. We all at some point in our needlessly busy lives wished that we possessed the ability or power to halt or slow down time even if for a second, and then ruminate over what we may have done differently in that relived moment. Alas though, we do not possess any such power or ability, it only exists in our minds and in there we can do whatever we please when we please. Time after all is a matter of perception! I can remember when I was a child…the school summer holidays passed by in slow motion and I didn't have a care in the world, they seemed to just go on and on for an eternity, but as I grew older and more responsibility was thrust upon me I began to notice time more, or should I say…lack of time!

A day for me just goes by now, all 24 hours of them and I hardly notice what I have achieved, all I notice is what I have failed to do when I have set out with the best intentions at the start of the day to accomplish something. Time goes faster when you are enjoying yourself (we all know that one) and when you get older it doesn't necessarily follow that because you are getting slower and taking your time over things that time is getting slower….waiting for you! In fact, time is passing by more quickly, or your perception of it is anyway.

So…the point of this self confessed admittance is to clarify why I have not posted an entry in this blog for a while, it is a question of time my friends and nothing more. I have so many interests all vying for attention at the same time and I find myself either too distracted or too tired to do any of them. Time management is complicated at best and I'm certainly not going to start it now, I tend to go with what I know I can accomplish and to hell with everything else! 

I like to create music, art, graphic art etc…and just lately it has been like a loud voice in my head progressively getting louder shouting……"DO SOMETHING DAMMIT!!" so after a while I tend to take notice of it and drop everything else until the creative spirit has been exorcised and laid to rest. Blogging I like, but I am no slave to it, I just need to take a step back from it once in a while so I can concentrate on other things of importance too me…..I'm sure we all can associate with that one.   

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Miracles of technology

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Having been in the fore front of home studio recording for many years, I am always on the look out for new or interesting bits of equipment that will enhance my operations or performances within the studio environment. A friend popped round the other day and showed me his new mini portable digital recorder by 'BOSS'. It boasted 8 track recording, on board stereo condenser microphone, direct in guitar jacks, headphone socket, built in multi-effects including drum patterns and much more, and I think I am right in saying that it is the smallest digital recorder of its kind on the planet. The only draw back if it should be called so is…being it is portable it must use batteries to provide mobile power and they don't last long, a couple of hours maximum. If a mains adapter is available I will certainly get one, or if not, then rechargable batteries will be a definate cheaper alternative to constantly buying new ones…..so other than that I can not see any other down falls.

After a while of mucking about with this little gismo I realised what a boon it could be for my acoustic guitar compositions! With this device I could rehearse, compose, record such compositions and hear them back instantly, no more would I have to power up my whole studio just to practice my guitar pieces and commit them to tape just to hear what they sound like.

So after a little research I discovered that 'BOSS' do a 4 track version (pictured above) with all the same built in functions. 8 track is fine, but a little over the top for my own needs when 4 does the same job! Apparently all the data is stored on a flash card, the same type of card you find inside modern digital cameras, so for instance a 1GB card would probably give me up to 8 hours of hi-definition digital sound…..way more than I need but the extra space would be handy sometimes.

Now….when the inspiration takes me and I feel in a composing mood, I can just reach for this little gismo, turn it on, set up the track and record away, play it back, add to it, or do whatever I want until I'm happy with it….and when I have written the composition to my satisfaction I can then crank up the studio and record it in a more controlled environment for superior sound etc….

The device (BOSS Micro BR 4) retails for about £135 but I have seen it advertised for £125 on certain web sites…..so I think I am going to buy one soon…..ya hay for me!  

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What! Apocalypse?…This one

This post may contain names similar to swear words! There is no intention by the author in part or whole that the said words be offensive. 

Well having spoke of an potential apocolypse in a previous post (read it here) it came to pass that I had one. My electricity supply went ape! A power outage in my area, this I discovered after calling the emergency services…..it came back on, then went off again, right now it's on, I hope it lasts.

Ridiculous you might think, or coincidence? Or, I tempted providence? You decide.

Through out history though there may be people who would disagree with this, take 'A Moron' for example, he was a commissioner of education based in the Virgin Islands and was heard to say " I don't believe it!)…..Oh well that's up to him I guess, then of course you could ask 'Aristotle Tottle' a pirate from Falmouth, England, but he would've been too busy smuggling stuff to concern himself with such trivial matters, then there was 'Bathsheba Finkelstein' a student…high school of music & art (class of 1957) New York City, her recording was interupted by a power outage "Oh blast" she said.

A man at a the John Hancock life insurance company called 'B. Brooklyn Bridge' was inundated with calls when a power outage occured in his local area, he did no more but to call a couple of friends of his (Messrs. 'Bull and Schytt') who dealt with planetary ecology and boasted the gargantuan title Glaciologists, General Assembly, International Union of Geodesy and Geophysics, Geneva, Switzerland, all they could advise at the time was to ride the storm until it passed, meanwhile in Manila, Philippines, Archbishop 'Cardinal Sin' was seen praying for an end to the loss of power in his local village, but instead of asking god he should of gone to see the Reverend 'Christian Church' (Florence, Italy) and sought his opinion for the reasons why, but an acquaintance of his 'Cigar Stubbs' (Bureau of vital statistics, Florida) was too preoccupied with the three dimensions, height, width and depth, so he didn't come forth with anything worthy of note…he was way too engrossed with himself and the great scheme of things.

With still no end of the power outage in sight, 'Mr & Mrs Cock' (maiden name, Prick) got married in London …1963 and suffered ridicule ever after! They even bought their very first toilet from 'Crapper Toilets Ltd' and decided to flush the memory, however, this proved somewhat difficult to do, so after a visit to America in order to see a medical practitioner they were advised could help them 'Doctor Doctor', they came back to England with a new hope that everything would sort itself out for the better, but in Russia, a certain 'D. Schumuk' refuted the idea that the couple could ever lead a normal life with names like that, this statement was backed up by the French Commissaire de Police, 'Charles Adolphe Faux-Pas Bidet', Paris, France, who claimed the whole thing was an impossibility, while in Palo, Alto, California, a banker working for the Northern California Savings & Loan Association, 'Firmin A. Gryp' stated that he would put money on the fact that the couple were doomed.

Still in California, Mrs. 'Friendly Ley' said that she could positively help this couple to maintain a life resembling some normality if they would take her advice and go see Mr 'George Baretits' (U.S Army) and learn self discipline, but the Turkish Military Attache 'Mustafa Kunt' (based in Moscow, U.S.S.R) claimed that he had the answer they sought and would plug up their emotional leaks! A Norfolk plumbing company 'Plummer & Leek', were appalled by such unattainable promises and challenged anyone to do more than they could for the unhappy couple.

On the day of the apocolyptic power outage, Mrs. 'Screech' a singing teacher living in Victoria, British Columbia, was conducting a class of students who were practicing their part in a local theatre presentation, so they never noticed anything different about their day and continued in complete ignorance while the streets were lined with panic, but this wasn't the case for 'Virginia May Sweatt Strong' (Memphis Tennessee)…her air conditioning packed up and so she and every one else around her suffered the consequences.

A Motorcycle dealer living in Port Elizabeth, South Africa, 'Mr Vroom' became suddenly rich when his entire stock was bought by an American Gynecologist, Dr. 'Zoltan Ovary' owing to the fact that car petrol pumps were out of use and it was considered a wise move to invest in as many motorbikes as possible! Mr 'Ovary's' entire staff were now mobile again so his delivery schedule was uninterupted, but the same could not be said for 'Silence Bellows' (Editor, Christian Science Monitor)…when thousands of people turned up on his doorstep asking him to explain the phenomena at hand and whether or not the end was indeed nigh?

But then the lights came back on and power was restored at last! Everyone breathed a sigh of relief as the world got back to normal, but in Epsom, England, Mr 'JD' was still panicking after his fridge defrosted and water was now spreading through his kitchen, he phoned a friend and asked if any contractors were known in the area who could fix his sodden floor? his friend said "sure there are", Mr 'JD' then enquired "what's his name?" A voice came back…."O. Hell".

All Names are of actual people, living or dead.

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The ‘wanderer’

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Well, owing to the humungus response to my previous post regarding the ancient Greeks (1 comment hehehee) I thought doing another one would be appropriate owing to the fact of over whelming fan mail!

Right, the ancient Greek for today will be an astronomer named Hipparchus. Now the ancient Greeks were pre-occupied with mathematics, the subject, they thought, could answer literally everything, no matter what the problem, a mathematical solution could and would be found to solve it. An ardent supporter of mathematics being the universal panacea was a Greek philosopher Pythagoras, he saw it in music, and envisaged everything being described in terms of mathematical formulae. Spheres and circles of course would be the ideal candidates, readily 3 dimensional and the Moon being right above in the night sky, and local (astronomically speaking) was a perfect body to make mathematical calculations for purposes of measuring distance, so he set about measuring the distance between the Earth and the Moon. This however proved a nightmare! Pythagoras's original conception of how harmonious mathematics would be turned out imperfect numbers in his calculations, the numbers were not the simple ones he imagined would be at the root of everything.

As with all things, you may not discover the very thing you had set out to, but end up discovering something entirely different yet equally important! Enter Hipparchus, he noted that there were several observable facts that did not fall into the category of simple mathematical explanation. One of these was the obvious flaw in the so-called perfect composition of the night sky, he observed that not all stars that shone kept the same regular position as the vast majority did. These 'wandering stars' actually seemed to move independantly to the rest and actually double backed on themselves and would accasionally be brighter or darker in their light intensity. A clue to what Hipparchus was seeing still exists today in our description of the universe, the Greek word for 'wanderer' (planetos) gave rise to the name we still use, he thought he was observing stars, but in fact what he was looking at was a planet, probably Venus, or maybe Mars in a particular close orbit to Earth, and in those ancient times there were probably 5 planets visible to the naked eye.

Painstaking observations enabled the Greeks to plot the courses the planets took, and so duly noted that the paths the planets took were curved, so could they be segments of circles? After this discovery by Hipparchus, It was Plato who encouraged the schools of philosophy to explain how and why these 'wanderers' were adopting an erratic circular path?

Hipparchus had not set out to identify mathematics as a futile vocation, he was just interested in what those odd things were doing in the night sky and thus, discovered the planets. They were already there of course and had been for eons, but his keen nightly observations paved the way for future generations of ancient Greeks to further unravel the puzzle of the cosmos using such techniques as mathematics to prove the universe had a symmetry to it, and so ends another ancient tale of discovery…see you.

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From sticks to spheres



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With science and religion dominating our perception of life, death, love, and the universe, do any of us really consider where these time immune concepts originated? Whether you are religiously or scientifically minded the ancient Greeks began a multitude of studies that are still in practice today. It was the ancient Greeks who began philosophical, scientific, and theological studies in order to explain the unexplainable when looking at the night sky.

One such ancient Greek, a mathmetician named Eratosthenes pondered the significance of the universe and his place in it, he would gaze (it is said) at the night sky and after a while he would notice things which unknown to him at the time was destined to shape our modern-day understanding of our planet as a sphere. The ancient Greeks as a whole noticed that the night sky, as seen from Samos and from Alexandria had the same stars but where in a different position? It is not noted how they traversed the distances between the two places to make these observations, but the ancient Greeks were great sailors, so we can assume they did drawings from one place and the other then made comparisons.

This story claims… Eratosthenes noticed that a stick, when planted in the ground would cast different shadows at different times of the day, and with the sun directly overhead would cast virtually no shadow at all, and at dusk or dawn the shadow would be at its longest. Eratosthenes observed two sticks of equal length one in Aswan and one in Alexandria at the same time of day, it is also unclear how he did this but maybe a friend helped him with his studies, or maybe Eratosthenes himself visited both places and made observations at the same time of day but on different days, whichever it was is not that important but what is important where his findings. He noticed that the two shadows cast by the sticks, at the same time of day, were of different lengths!

Now at this point, Eratosthenes considered what this revelation meant for his research and gained a remarkable insight. The two sticks had been carefully placed upright, and at right angles to the Earth, so if the Earth was flat as it was percieved to be in the ancient world, he reasoned that the two sticks would be parallel to each other, and since the sun is so far away, the rays of light travelling to each stick would also be parallel, so if the Earth was indeed flat, both shadows would be the same length at any one time of day, but this was not the case. This was simple elementary geometry in action, if the sun, on a flat Earth, was shining directly over one stick and casting no shadow, you would expect the same outcome with the other stick, and so cast no shadow? But on the other stick Eratosthenes recorded that a very clear shadow had been cast. His further studies showed that the two sticks would always cast different length shadows at any given time of day.

These findings were pointing at only one possible answer, and Eratosthenes concluded that although the two sticks were both at right angles to the Earth's surface, they were not parallel to each other, and that could only happen if the Earth's surface was curved. To be fair, the Greeks had long suspected the Earth's surface to be round, and Eratosthenes experiment did much to prove this theory.

Apart from all the other things the ancient Greeks began, reasoning through mathematics and logic would prove timeless for mankind, the quest for a greater understanding of the universe had begun, and Eratosthenes could be considered a pioneer, he had established a template for investigation, a basic method that science could apply in its geometrical studies. Eratosthenes did many more things with 'Euclid's' mathematical elementary geometry but above all he had proven beyond reasonable doubt that our planet, our home, was indeed round.

Another Greek tale later…JDA. 

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Film titles and related facts

Right, as you may or may not know, I am a sci-fi freak! I love it and can't get enough of it. I know some films in this genre don't quite live up to ones expectations when seen at the cinema or dvd, but this post is not about making judgements on such films I just want to talk about one in particular. The film I refer to is "Event Horizon"….a tale about a spaceship that is lost when its new 'space folding' drive is tested only to return some months later with all the crew mysteriously missing and the subsequent investigation into the reasons why. The ship "Event Horizon" shares its name with a phenomenon in physics, namely a point around a black hole and the curious gravity fields it produces. So, you may of seen the film but do you know what an "Event Horizon" actually does, no? then read on.

The most commonly known example of an event horizon is defined around general relativity's description of a black hole, a celestial object so dense that no matter or radiation can escape its gravitational field. This is sometimes described as the boundary within which the black hole's escape velocity is greater than the speed of light. This definition only works if the effects of special and general relativity are taken into account. A more accurate description is that within this horizon, all lightlike paths (paths that light could take), and hence all paths in the forward light cones of particles within the horizon, are warped so as to fall further into the hole. Once a particle is inside the horizon, moving into the hole is as inevitable as moving forward in time (and can actually be thought of as equivalent to doing so, depending on the spacetime coordinate system used).

The surface at the Schwarzschild radius acts as an event horizon in a non-rotating body that fits inside this radius. (A rotating black hole operates slightly differently.) The Schwarzschild radius of an object is proportional to the mass. For the mass of the Sun it is approximately 3 km, and for that of the Earth about 9 mm. For a black hole created by the collapse of a star (which has a mass above the Chandrasekhar limit) the lower limit is about 4 km.

Black hole event horizons are especially noteworthy for three reasons. First, there are many examples near enough to study. Second, black holes tend to pull in matter from their environment, which provides examples where matter passing through an event horizon is expected to be observable. Third, the description of black holes given by general relativity is known to be an approximation, and it is expected that quantum gravity effects become significant near the vicinity of the event horizon. This allows observations of matter in the vicinity of a black hole's event horizon to be used to indirectly study general relativity and proposed extensions to it.


The definition of "event horizon" given by Hawking & Ellis, Misner, Thorne & Wheeler, and Wald differs from the one presented here. Their definition rules out the cosmological and particle horizons presented below (as well as the apparent horizon). However, modern usage has brought those ideas under the umbrella of the term "event horizon". To make the distinction clearer, some authors refer to their more specific notion of a horizon as an "absolute horizon". In the context of black holes, event horizon almost always refers to the absolute horizon, as distinct from the apparent horizon.

Thanks 'Wiki'

 

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Experiment with glass #1

This picture is actually a glass filled with Cranberry & Raspberry juice, it has been somewhat modified and enhanced to look entirely different than its source material!

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Ferrari Spyder

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Body functions

No, not quite the functions that spring to mind with such a post title as this. I just wanted to share a few facts about our internal workings that some people may not be aware of or have never considered? Take your forearms for example, most men have an abundant supply of hair there (women less so) and when your forearm is exposed to cold air or a sudden chill have you noticed what happens? The hairs begin to stretch and stand up don't they! But why is this? Well…it is a instinctive reaction caused by temperature change that tells the hairs on your arms to become as big as possible in a vain attempt to capture warm air pockets and so warm that part of the arm….and yes, it doesn't work very well but it is something we have absolutely no control over what-so-ever…it just kicks in when the appropriate moment happens.

Whilst talking in temperatures, when you are cold your body begins to shiver all over and your teeth start to rattle (hehe) but you can't stop it can you? Why? well, your brain is transmitting a signal for your entire body to shake or vibrate in an attempt to produce heat through movement but it don't work too well….it is just instinctive. 

When you sneeze for instance have you ever noted that your eyes close and your head plunges forward, but you can never prevent it from happening it just does. So what is the body doing in this case? Well, because a sneeze is an internal violent reaction produced by the body whether through allergy or other external stimuli, and as a defence mechanism your brain transmits the signal for your eyes to close because your head is plunging forward uncontrollably, so it does this to protect the eyes from any potential gouging from objects that maybe in front of you!

Last but not least, you have all heard of vitamin D complex haven't you? ok….and most people like to sun bathe whether on the beach during a vacation or just in general, but a lot of folk do it. Beacuse of the potential hazards with over exposure to ultra violet and infra red rays we dowse our bodies with sun blocker to prevent sun burn etc (depending on our skin pigmentation). We all know what happens to us when we sun-bathe, we start to turn red or darker in our skin colour! So again…..why is this happening? If you thought it was the sun slowly cooking your skin like an oven would and turning it brown just like a roast, you would be mistaken. The calcium phosphates found in vitamin D (salt etc..) form a protective layer that prevents your skin from burning, but the body cannot store this vitamin for long periods and when this begins to breakdown through over exposure to ultra violet rays your salt level will go down also. The body is using vitamin D to darken the skin in order to shield it from the sun, but when the supply has run out your skin will start to burn because it is now defenceless and you end up looking like a lobster! Take a mexican for example, sitting in the midday shade drinking tequila, do you know what the traditional method is for drinking tequila? well…..they place a small pile of salt in the well of the thumb after making a fist and then place the salt in their mouths, they then drink the tequila and take a bite from a slice of lemon (vitamin C & D) and thus so, replenish the salt levels of the body and adding vitamin C & D back into the system.

And they say that salt isn't good for you? Well it is for sun bathers in any case….see you.    

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Cronenberg, a personal view

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Being a ardent fan of the cinematic works by David Cronenberg, I thought I'd post a few random thoughts concerning his life and films. I have tried to be as accurate as possible without resorting to 'Googling' or 'Wikipeding (is that a word?) so there may be slight errors in the text that I apologize for in advance. I have not included his minor works such as advertisements and tv drama's or film appearances, but there are many of them. All knowledge has come from the top of my head and memory from reading his 'bio'…..hope you enjoy.

David Cronenberg born (15 March 1943) Toronto, Canada, his parents were Jewish but they never enforced their religious beliefs or ideals on the young David. He had a idyllic childhood which is surprising given the subject matter of his films he was later to produce. After leaving high school he attended the university of Toronto where he aspired to be become an author like his father (who was a journalist and occasional fiction writer) but the alternative interest of film making was making itself known and could not be repressed. There were no film courses at Toronto university in the 1960's but after witnessing a feature film made by a fellow student (David Secter) called "Winter kept us warm" he was inspired and exhilarated, so, after a short stay in Europe (living primarily in Copenhagen and a short time in London) the now 24 year old David Cronenberg returned to Toronto university where he graduated and was now convinced that he wanted to spend his life making movies.

"Transfer" was to be his first ever film (1966) which he wrote and directed and had a duration of 7 minutes. In 1967 came his second film "from the drain" with a slightly longer duration of 14 minutes, both of these films were shot on 16mm film. These early films although not widely known served as a prooving ground for Cronenberg to develop an understanding of camera techniques, different lenses, angles, and what their effect would be on finished film. 1969 saw the release of "Stereo" shot using 35mm for the first time and was to be the longest film to date (65 minutes) which now in retrospect is somewhat of a classic for fans such as myself, but again, is not widely known. His 4th film "Crimes of the future" (1970) was also shot using 35mm film lasting 65 minutes, his friend Ivan Reitman (Ghost busters fame) said at the time to Cronenberg that if he had done the film 'straight' it would have become a commercial success!…..hmmm, I wonder?

Funding was an issue in Canada for film makers..a film industry did not exist, Cronenberg had to wrangle funds from various places under the pretence of writing a book! It was not until Canada founded the Canadian Film Development Council or 'CFDC' that funds could be applied for and used to make films…such were the laws and privileges at the time, and "Crimes of the future" was to be the first Cronenberg film to be financed thus. Those four early films though not cinematically magnificent or visually stunning earned Cronenberg a reputation that would steadily begin to place him on a short list of original film makers. Now, with these four films under his belt the horror genre was a stones throw away and although those films didn't contain the full 'body horror' as his later films, he would soon gain the same artistic weight and fame as the likes of 'John Carpenter' and 'George.A.Romero' were enjoying through their horror films.

Cronenberg found other ways to finance his work, for example…he would make short films for tv and also advertisements, this would help him sustain his projects and his livelihood. In 1975 Cronenberg stunned the world with his interpretation of what a sexually transmitted disease could mean to a local community with his latest offering "Shivers" (87 minutes, 35mm, aka.."They came from within, The parasite murders) this film was a of 'full feature lenth' and in its day was truly disturbing and contained sexual explicit material that audiences on a global level were not prepared for. 1976 saw the release of "Rabid" a tale of cosmetic surgery gone wrong with the victim becoming vampire like in her hunger for fresh blood, the film starred 'Marilyn Chambers' in the lead role (Rose) who at the time was a porn star! The role was originally offered to Sissy Spacek but she was advised to turn it down owing to the fact it might damage her upwardly mobile career. 1979 came "Fast company" a story about car racing (a Cronenberg passion) and this film has remained his most commercially viable to date, playing its lead characters 'straight' with no horror or ambiguity, but this film is not well known either due to the fact it never got a global release. Cronenbergs last film of the decade (70's) was to be "The Brood" a monster of a film starring none other than Oliver Reed as Doctor Hal Raglan a specialist in psychoplasmic surgery (a treatment of serious mental disorder through its physical manifestation in the body) I can remember at the time seeing tv trailers of cinema audiences being filmed in infrared covering their eyes in complete and utter disgust! way to go Dave.

The 1980's was a interesting time period, not only for Cronenberg but for the world! the video had come of age…. video players were now cheaper and readily on sale anywhere you could think of, now you could watch feature films at home or watch the sleazier porn films that at the time were rife, and still are. Then there was the 'snuff' movie, a supposedly live filmed event of murder or torture captured to sell to whoever wanted it or were willing to pay the price to view it. I personally think that the human race took a turn for the worse during this decade and the subject of Cronenbergs films also reflected this trend I think. 1980 "Scanners" was released into the world, a story of people with telepathic capabilities with the power of telekinesis who whilst in the womb were altered irrevocably by a drug (Ephemerol) that was given to the pregnant mother for pre-natal depression, this in turn produced a 'scanner'. The story, a fight between good and evil was Cronenberg's biggest production to date and who could forget the famous exploding head scene!

"Videodrome" produced in 1982 and probably my all-time favourite David Cronenberg movie dealt with a Toronto cable station specializing in softcore violence and pornography, the central character 'Max Renn' (named after the motorcycle 'Renn Max, but with the first letters switched) played by a young and up-coming James Woods, is searching for something that will 'break through' and put the cable station on the elitist map of television. He discovers a broadcast called 'Videodrome' which claims to show 'snuff' movies, he then tries to locate the source of the 'Videodrome' signal. The film, hated by the previewers at the time had to be re-edited by Cronenberg in order to make the film more understandable to a wider audience, but as the main character (Max Renn) breaks down through halucinations initiated by the 'Videodrome' signal, then so does the film…it remains in my opinion one of the most brilliant examples of the' video age' and its consequences I have ever seen, and David, I thank you.

In 1983 Cronenberg adapted a Stephen King book "The Dead Zone" into a film with the same name, the core story is Johnny Smith who, being in a comatose state after a serious road accident for five years finds his then would be wife married, believing Johnny would never recover from the coma. He discovers that he has been endowed with a gift, a terrible gift of being able to see peoples death by touching them and by a chance meeting with the president learns what the possible fate of the world will be if this president remains alive, this was to be the first of many novel adaptations Cronenberg would be involved with.

The 'body horror' of "The Fly" 1986 was to be Cronenbergs most visually stunning film so far, with incredible effects created by Chris Walas, (who went on to direct the sequel) this was a real horror film which on a basic level dealt with a man suffering from a type of cancer that was transforming his body into something else, namely a fly. Yet again a young and up-coming actor was used for the lead Jeff Goldblum, supported by an equally young Geena Davis to play the love interest. Geena Davis was chosen primarily because Goldblum and Davis at the time were a real couple and so enhanced the believability of the sex scenes. Towards the climax of the movie we see some truly horrific imagery as Goldblum becomes 'Brundle Fly' and thus acts accordingly like vomitting over food to break it down etc…….yuck.

1988 "Dead Ringers" a disturbing tale of twins who become doctors and ran their own gynaecology clinic that was actually based loosely on fact. This film had Jeromy Irons playing both lead roles via split camera techniques (that actually worked) and Genevieve Bujold as the love interest in this twisted story of a love triangle turned tragic, amongst other various themes it dealt with was the notion wether or not two identicle twins could survive outside 'the whole', brilliant, but very disturbing, and this was to be Cronenberg's last film of the 80's.

"The Naked Lunch" (based on the novel by William S. Burroughs) loomed upon us in 1991, it is a film not for lightweights who do not know Cronenberg's works or read the book that this film is based upon. Drugs and Homosexuality are on display here as well as aliens and bizarre imagery such as a talking beetle typewriter, and 'Interzone' of course, it is pointless trying to describe this film in any detail, you just have to sit down and experience it yourself! let me know if there are any plot lines you can't follow and I will explain them as best as I can.

1992/3 "M. Butterfly" (or "Madam Butterfly") is the only Cronenberg film of note that I have not been fortunate enough to see, mainly because of limitations in its release, I believe the movie can be found on VCD or Video. It is a story of an accountant played by Jeromy Irons (his second film with Cronenberg) who is besotted by a Chinese diva 'Song Liling' who later he discovers is in fact a man, and the tragic consequences that follow this discovery.

1996 saw the infamous "Crash" being released in Britain after the preceding efforts of the British film boards attempt at banning the movie. Again, this film was based on a novel, namely 'Crash' by J.G. Ballard, the story centered around a couple, James Ballard (James Spader) and his wife Catherine (Deborah Unger) who enjoyed a very open sexual relationship and were both exploring this freedom in more radical ways after meeting up with a pathological character 'Vaughan' a renegade scientist and leader of a subterranean group who spend their time watching videos of simulated car crashes. The film explores, as did the novel, primal sexual instincts resulting in various levels of depravity committed after near death experiences involving automobile accidents that the characters go through in order to fulfil these instincts. According to the censor board the film glorified 'joy riding' and dangerous driving followed by gratuitous sex, this couldn't be further from the truth and Cronenberg set about refuting such claims, finally the censor board yielded and let the film in giving it an 18 certificate (well what else could they give it? DOH!!) The film, once released had mixed revues but Cronenberg yet again had pushed back the boundaries that censorship tries so hard to maintain and is still the most audacious film that David Cronenberg has ever made.

1999 "eXistenZ" was unleashed to critical acclaim, the original screen play written by Cronenberg (his first for over a decade) ventured into the world of 'video gaming' doing what 'Videodrome' had done for the video age. The plot was ingenius, and the acting brilliant! It had a multitude of stars such as Jude Law, Janet Jason Leigh, Willem Defoe and the second appearance in a Cronenberg film of Ian Holm (first appearance being "Naked Lunch".) The film has an amazing 'pay off' at the end that I as part of an audience did not see coming and thus, reinforcing its status as a work of art mixing reality with simulated computer environments to great affect. Also it was to be the first time that Cronenberg used CGI, mainly for blood effects (for safety purposes) and the small mutant seen at the petrol station, but real time effects will always be his preference. Organics are prevalent here too, with body attachments connected by umbilical cords through to weird creatures all done with the now well established Cronenberg sensibilities.

The new Millennium passed and Cronenberg was on the hunt for new material to convert into film, he found it again from a novel by Patrick McGrath "Spider" 2002, this film starred Ralph Fiennes in the lead role as 'Spider' a man haunted by a traumatic event from his childhood which he has totally supressed, and after coming out of a institution for the criminally insane and into a home for deemed safe mental patients, returns to the street he remembers he had onced lived in with his mother and father attempting to piece back together his shattered life and memory. I am still spell bound when I watch this film mainly because of the sublime performance of Mr Fiennes as 'Spider', supporting actors are Gabriel Byrne and Miranda Richardson who play the parents of the young Spider. The on screen exploration of the mentally ill is not a feel good film, the ending is downward and will make you re-assess the plight of the homeless and mentally challenged and will change your opinions of them.

2005 Cronenberg adapted yet another book "A History of Violence" but this time the subject matter came from a new source this being a graphic novel by John Wagner and illustrator Vince Locke, after much alteration the script was made film ready and production started. The lead role this time around was offered to Viggo Mortensen who became a household name after he portrayed 'Aragorn' in the magnificient "Lord of the Rings" trilogy, (Peter Jackson.) Mortensen accepted the role and duly went about creating the character he was to portray by 'living the part' such is his approach. The story is one of a man with a violent past, who, working for the mob has escaped the gangland trappings and has reinvented himself in another town where he has gained a wife (Maria Bello) and two children who have no idea about his turbulent past. One night two men enter the cafe that Tom Stall (Mortensen) owns intent on robbery and murder, and after a heroic deed preventing injury to his staff members and subsequent killing of the antagonists, Tom Stall is deemed a local hero who, after coming out of hospital finds himself on the local news much to his displeasure. This noteriety gets him noticed by the very people he fled from and very soon his past begins to catch up with him. People who thought Cronenberg had 'sold out' to main stream cinema were very wrong indeed when the 'Cannes' film festival premiered it. After the film he got a standing ovation, although the audience were thoroughly delighted with his latest effort the critics had mixed opinions claiming it was amusing in the wrong places! This aside the film went global and was financially successful, helped by the fact that there were huge hollywood names in the cast list, namely Ed Harris, who after learning that Cronenberg was at the helm agreed to play the part of Joey's (Tom Stall's) former gangland colleague. Also, William Hurt had a small role at the end as the would be gangland boss and Joey's brother who had to endure ridicule after the so-called mess that Joey had left him in. The film was a study of violence and the consequences of it on a close knit family, the on screen killing was done in a very realistic visceral way. This brings my story up to date…..but….

With the release of "Eastern Promises" a tale about the Russian mafia and prostitution! Cronenberg was so impressed by Mortensen that he asked him to play the lead role as a Russian mobster which Mortensen agreed to do, the film also stars Niomi Watts. This film, although very violent in parts, serves as another of Cronenbergs inroads into more mainstream cinema. 

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