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| What! Apocalypse?…This one |
| Friday, July 25 3:09 pm |
This post may contain names similar to swear words! There is no intention by the author in part or whole that the said words be offensive.
Well having spoke of an potential apocolypse in a previous post (read it here) it came to pass that I had one. My electricity supply went ape! A power outage in my area, this I discovered after calling the emergency services…..it came back on, then went off again, right now it's on, I hope it lasts.
Ridiculous you might think, or coincidence? Or, I tempted providence? You decide.
Through out history though there may be people who would disagree with this, take 'A Moron' for example, he was a commissioner of education based in the Virgin Islands and was heard to say " I don't believe it!)…..Oh well that's up to him I guess, then of course you could ask 'Aristotle Tottle' a pirate from Falmouth, England, but he would've been too busy smuggling stuff to concern himself with such trivial matters, then there was 'Bathsheba Finkelstein' a student…high school of music & art (class of 1957) New York City, her recording was interupted by a power outage "Oh blast" she said.
A man at a the John Hancock life insurance company called 'B. Brooklyn Bridge' was inundated with calls when a power outage occured in his local area, he did no more but to call a couple of friends of his (Messrs. 'Bull and Schytt') who dealt with planetary ecology and boasted the gargantuan title Glaciologists, General Assembly, International Union of Geodesy and Geophysics, Geneva, Switzerland, all they could advise at the time was to ride the storm until it passed, meanwhile in Manila, Philippines, Archbishop 'Cardinal Sin' was seen praying for an end to the loss of power in his local village, but instead of asking god he should of gone to see the Reverend 'Christian Church' (Florence, Italy) and sought his opinion for the reasons why, but an acquaintance of his 'Cigar Stubbs' (Bureau of vital statistics, Florida) was too preoccupied with the three dimensions, height, width and depth, so he didn't come forth with anything worthy of note…he was way too engrossed with himself and the great scheme of things.
With still no end of the power outage in sight, 'Mr & Mrs Cock' (maiden name, Prick) got married in London …1963 and suffered ridicule ever after! They even bought their very first toilet from 'Crapper Toilets Ltd' and decided to flush the memory, however, this proved somewhat difficult to do, so after a visit to America in order to see a medical practitioner they were advised could help them 'Doctor Doctor', they came back to England with a new hope that everything would sort itself out for the better, but in Russia, a certain 'D. Schumuk' refuted the idea that the couple could ever lead a normal life with names like that, this statement was backed up by the French Commissaire de Police, 'Charles Adolphe Faux-Pas Bidet', Paris, France, who claimed the whole thing was an impossibility, while in Palo, Alto, California, a banker working for the Northern California Savings & Loan Association, 'Firmin A. Gryp' stated that he would put money on the fact that the couple were doomed.
Still in California, Mrs. 'Friendly Ley' said that she could positively help this couple to maintain a life resembling some normality if they would take her advice and go see Mr 'George Baretits' (U.S Army) and learn self discipline, but the Turkish Military Attache 'Mustafa Kunt' (based in Moscow, U.S.S.R) claimed that he had the answer they sought and would plug up their emotional leaks! A Norfolk plumbing company 'Plummer & Leek', were appalled by such unattainable promises and challenged anyone to do more than they could for the unhappy couple.
On the day of the apocolyptic power outage, Mrs. 'Screech' a singing teacher living in Victoria, British Columbia, was conducting a class of students who were practicing their part in a local theatre presentation, so they never noticed anything different about their day and continued in complete ignorance while the streets were lined with panic, but this wasn't the case for 'Virginia May Sweatt Strong' (Memphis Tennessee)…her air conditioning packed up and so she and every one else around her suffered the consequences.
A Motorcycle dealer living in Port Elizabeth, South Africa, 'Mr Vroom' became suddenly rich when his entire stock was bought by an American Gynecologist, Dr. 'Zoltan Ovary' owing to the fact that car petrol pumps were out of use and it was considered a wise move to invest in as many motorbikes as possible! Mr 'Ovary's' entire staff were now mobile again so his delivery schedule was uninterupted, but the same could not be said for 'Silence Bellows' (Editor, Christian Science Monitor)…when thousands of people turned up on his doorstep asking him to explain the phenomena at hand and whether or not the end was indeed nigh?
But then the lights came back on and power was restored at last! Everyone breathed a sigh of relief as the world got back to normal, but in Epsom, England, Mr 'JD' was still panicking after his fridge defrosted and water was now spreading through his kitchen, he phoned a friend and asked if any contractors were known in the area who could fix his sodden floor? his friend said "sure there are", Mr 'JD' then enquired "what's his name?" A voice came back…."O. Hell".
All Names are of actual people, living or dead.
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| The ‘wanderer’ |
| Tuesday, July 08 6:20 am |

Well, owing to the humungus response to my previous post regarding the ancient Greeks (1 comment hehehee) I thought doing another one would be appropriate owing to the fact of over whelming fan mail!
Right, the ancient Greek for today will be an astronomer named Hipparchus. Now the ancient Greeks were pre-occupied with mathematics, the subject, they thought, could answer literally everything, no matter what the problem, a mathematical solution could and would be found to solve it. An ardent supporter of mathematics being the universal panacea was a Greek philosopher Pythagoras, he saw it in music, and envisaged everything being described in terms of mathematical formulae. Spheres and circles of course would be the ideal candidates, readily 3 dimensional and the Moon being right above in the night sky, and local (astronomically speaking) was a perfect body to make mathematical calculations for purposes of measuring distance, so he set about measuring the distance between the Earth and the Moon. This however proved a nightmare! Pythagoras's original conception of how harmonious mathematics would be turned out imperfect numbers in his calculations, the numbers were not the simple ones he imagined would be at the root of everything.
As with all things, you may not discover the very thing you had set out to, but end up discovering something entirely different yet equally important! Enter Hipparchus, he noted that there were several observable facts that did not fall into the category of simple mathematical explanation. One of these was the obvious flaw in the so-called perfect composition of the night sky, he observed that not all stars that shone kept the same regular position as the vast majority did. These 'wandering stars' actually seemed to move independantly to the rest and actually double backed on themselves and would accasionally be brighter or darker in their light intensity. A clue to what Hipparchus was seeing still exists today in our description of the universe, the Greek word for 'wanderer' (planetos) gave rise to the name we still use, he thought he was observing stars, but in fact what he was looking at was a planet, probably Venus, or maybe Mars in a particular close orbit to Earth, and in those ancient times there were probably 5 planets visible to the naked eye.
Painstaking observations enabled the Greeks to plot the courses the planets took, and so duly noted that the paths the planets took were curved, so could they be segments of circles? After this discovery by Hipparchus, It was Plato who encouraged the schools of philosophy to explain how and why these 'wanderers' were adopting an erratic circular path?
Hipparchus had not set out to identify mathematics as a futile vocation, he was just interested in what those odd things were doing in the night sky and thus, discovered the planets. They were already there of course and had been for eons, but his keen nightly observations paved the way for future generations of ancient Greeks to further unravel the puzzle of the cosmos using such techniques as mathematics to prove the universe had a symmetry to it, and so ends another ancient tale of discovery…see you.
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| From sticks to spheres |
| Thursday, July 03 2:49 am |

With science and religion dominating our perception of life, death, love, and the universe, do any of us really consider where these time immune concepts originated? Whether you are religiously or scientifically minded the ancient Greeks began a multitude of studies that are still in practice today. It was the ancient Greeks who began philosophical, scientific, and theological studies in order to explain the unexplainable when looking at the night sky.
One such ancient Greek, a mathmetician named Eratosthenes pondered the significance of the universe and his place in it, he would gaze (it is said) at the night sky and after a while he would notice things which unknown to him at the time was destined to shape our modern-day understanding of our planet as a sphere. The ancient Greeks as a whole noticed that the night sky, as seen from Samos and from Alexandria had the same stars but where in a different position? It is not noted how they traversed the distances between the two places to make these observations, but the ancient Greeks were great sailors, so we can assume they did drawings from one place and the other then made comparisons.
This story claims… Eratosthenes noticed that a stick, when planted in the ground would cast different shadows at different times of the day, and with the sun directly overhead would cast virtually no shadow at all, and at dusk or dawn the shadow would be at its longest. Eratosthenes observed two sticks of equal length one in Aswan and one in Alexandria at the same time of day, it is also unclear how he did this but maybe a friend helped him with his studies, or maybe Eratosthenes himself visited both places and made observations at the same time of day but on different days, whichever it was is not that important but what is important where his findings. He noticed that the two shadows cast by the sticks, at the same time of day, were of different lengths!
Now at this point, Eratosthenes considered what this revelation meant for his research and gained a remarkable insight. The two sticks had been carefully placed upright, and at right angles to the Earth, so if the Earth was flat as it was percieved to be in the ancient world, he reasoned that the two sticks would be parallel to each other, and since the sun is so far away, the rays of light travelling to each stick would also be parallel, so if the Earth was indeed flat, both shadows would be the same length at any one time of day, but this was not the case. This was simple elementary geometry in action, if the sun, on a flat Earth, was shining directly over one stick and casting no shadow, you would expect the same outcome with the other stick, and so cast no shadow? But on the other stick Eratosthenes recorded that a very clear shadow had been cast. His further studies showed that the two sticks would always cast different length shadows at any given time of day.
These findings were pointing at only one possible answer, and Eratosthenes concluded that although the two sticks were both at right angles to the Earth's surface, they were not parallel to each other, and that could only happen if the Earth's surface was curved. To be fair, the Greeks had long suspected the Earth's surface to be round, and Eratosthenes experiment did much to prove this theory.
Apart from all the other things the ancient Greeks began, reasoning through mathematics and logic would prove timeless for mankind, the quest for a greater understanding of the universe had begun, and Eratosthenes could be considered a pioneer, he had established a template for investigation, a basic method that science could apply in its geometrical studies. Eratosthenes did many more things with 'Euclid's' mathematical elementary geometry but above all he had proven beyond reasonable doubt that our planet, our home, was indeed round.
Another Greek tale later…JDA.
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